Thursday, August 14, 2008

Memorandum of Understanding for a marriage!!!

1. Groom will be responsible for sharing 50 % of cooking, cleaning & dusting on all Saturdays and Sundays and National Holidays except when on tour.

2. Groom will strictly adhere to a wake up time between 6 AM to 6 PM on holidays and will make sincere efforts to wake up in the morning.

3. Groom will observe silence and not disturb bride while watching F.R.I.E.N.D. S or anything else on TV. This rule is absolutely non-negotiable.

4. Groom acknowledges and accepts the inclination of bride to be occasionally moody and exibit unexpected behaviour.

5. Groom's decision on the following matters will be final and binding. Future of Indian Cricket, Finance, daily wake up times and diet.

6. Bride will observe 'do not disturb' policy during any cricket matches, involving India. This is applicable to grooms also.

7. Bride will swear to promote and tolerate the cricket career of groom at any such time it surfaces or materialises.

8. Bride acknowledges and accepts the inclination of the groom to be occasionally moody and exhibit unexpected behaviour.

9. Bride's decision and judgement on the following matters will be final and binding: Photography, Entertainment, Fitness, Internet Usage, Shopping, Travel, Music, Television, and Foreign Relations.

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