Stock Brockers!!!!!

1) Stock Market below 13000 points, Sign of Caution

2) India stock market below 14000 Points, What to do now?

3) Why India stock market is down?

4) What caused Black Monday for Indian stock Market?

5) Indian stock market lost 20 Lakh crore in seven days

The stock market has been concerning itself lately with realities, in contrast with hopes and expectations which ruled dealings from the first week of February until the middle of July.The stock market movements over the past few weeks can be best described as unpredictable. It goes a few impressive points up, only to slide back after a few days.

I found this very apt mail, which states the Condition & Life of a Stock Broker in future.

In the Year 5008, yes not 2008 but 5008, a little girl asked her father - "Dad who were stock brokers?" Dad replied, "Some 3000 years ago these were human like creatures, they were so many and suddenly some kind of environmental change happened, their fossils are found with some numbers with graphs, marking 21000 and then 9000. Scientist interpret differently ,some says it may be temperature changes , some says it may be density of the gas they use to inhale for living dropped below 9000 from 21000. Nobody has a clear view on why they slowly became extinct."

Life's Like that!!!!

Well time for humor again folks.
2 Live funny incidents that happened!!!
Incident 1:

This was when my friend was touring Haridwar recently. She was traveling with her family. And in the night when they were ordering for dinner, this funny incident happened.

She placed an order and then in the end she ordered “5 Buttermilk”. The waiter who was taking down the order, asked her to repeat herself, an she repeated “5 Buttermilk”. Can you even guess what the waiter must have replied?

Well he replied saying : “Kya madam, yahan aise kaise de sakte hai aapko, 5 butter alag se and 5 milk alag se de sakte hai, mix kaise denge”.

Now those who dint get the Hindi dialogue: translation: “Madam how can we give like that here, we can give 5 Packets of Butter and 5 Glasses of Milk separately. How can we mix n give?”

Incident 2:
A bunch of 11th standards, newly entered college, were standing at a railway station platform. One girl may have come from outside Bombay simply because she certainly dint understand Marathi language. She was from Gujarat probably, because it was a bunch of gujjus standing there.

The train was about to come and these girls, were asking each other to get in the train, they asked this girl also to get in the train because then there was no slow train after that train for next 10 mins.

She just wudnt get in, saying I want to see the next train after this. Everyone was like why? what is so special about it? And then she was like dint u guys hear the announcement… there is a burning train which will pass in some time, I want to see it.

The announcement actually was, “thodia velane ek jalad gaadi jaanar aahe” which means “In some time a fast local is going to pass by”.

Jalad = Fast. And she took it as Jalan = Burning.

She surenly doesn’t understand a word of Marathi…